- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
Azerbaijan - Eurovison 2013
Farid, age 21, has effortlessly proven that he is one of the finest vocalists in Azerbaijan. To win the national final Farid provided a touching performance of the song Hold Me a very strong romantic ballad.
in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as ‘we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either’ i think that’s lovely don’t you?
eurovision blogging is all fun and games until the voting starts and then england starts viciously swearing at everyone else
oh you gave THEM twelve points WHAT A BIG FUCKING SURPRISE YOU’VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE
‘stop being so dramatic’
‘i don’t know what you’re talking about’ sings the gay opera dubstep vampire while being raised up in the air surrounded by flowing fabric and dancing devils
- gays
- lesbians
- gay dracula
- shoeless people
- free alcohol
- dancing meatballs
- hipsters
- a woman dancing in a glass of milk
- jesus/thor (choose the on you like more)
- elevator/dresses
- loreen with 2 dead eagles on her shoulders
omfg what is this show and why am I not european godammit
eurovision is divided into two parts
the first part is where all the countries laugh at each other’s performances and the other part is where we all get at each other’s throats because we didn’t get points from each other